True Weird story .. like really weird ( +18 )

This is a story I heard today from two people from the same town. In a small town in Southwestern Ontario, P_____ . The girl is from the east coast and the guy is from that town. She transferred from the east branch of the same company and settled in the central aka Ontario branch.

They worked together, they became closer, one thing led to another, they became a couple. He loves Starburst – the candy; rectangular, coloured, fruit flavoured… he was like obsessed with them.. sort of an unhealthy fetish.

One night they were having sex.. this guy is weird.. so he would unwrap them – the starburst- and insert them in his Gf’d u know where.. and then take them out and eat them.. yes I know GROSS what to each one his own…

So that night he ingested three pieces of ‘candy’ and went to sleep next to her. Don’t ask me how she allowed him .. i have no idea .. so when they woke up he wasn’t feeling well. He told her that he ate three pieces.. butr she said there were only 2 pieces of candy..

What the heck was that third piece he wondered.. he didn’t know .. but eventually it was some Herpes infested globe of tissue.. he got infected .. GROSS i know .. but I had to share it with y’all

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5 thoughts on “True Weird story .. like really weird ( +18 )

  1. I knew I should`nt have read this! 😦

    ya3333333333333333333333333333333333333333

  2. w7l says:

    OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! wk lesh 5aletni akamel qera2a!!!

    thanks, now i will sleep without my dinner!

  3. observationofalostsoul says:

    LOL You are welcome W7L

  4. Leah says:

    I knew I should`nt have read this!
    +1

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